Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Fun with Curses
Well here you go: the final fruits of my labor. This is basically a summary of my endeavor to find out what makes words offensive which I have been working on for my other blog for some time now. It's been a nightmare in the making but I am pleased with the results.
Monday, April 28, 2008
Teh Kyootness... O God Teh Kyootness
Alright people come on?! We all know that Youtube is the neatest thing since sliced bread and Jesus combined but do you really have to upload tens of thousands of videos of fuzzy little animals doing silly things? I mean who doesn't love watching a hamster fall off his wheel or a cat playing with a theremin but seriously folks... I guess my whining isn't going to change things so instead I will attempt to roll with the punches. My final project will no longer be on Youtube in general but now I will be focusing solely on the this "cutesplosion" as I like to call it. My next post will either make you smile or bleed out of your eyes.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Chamillionaire - Evening News
I guess not all rappers are morons. Props go out to the Stimulator for enlightening me to this diamond in the rough. Keep going with "It's the End of the World" man! That shit is gold.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Just to Reirerate...
Come on people... Lets see some of Youtube's finest. Send me some of your favorite video links or perhaps just something weird. Put them in comments as per usual. I plan on doing a "critique of at least three videos.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
The Social Significance of "Laughing Baby"
Greetings my friends. I am doing a special post with a challenge to all of you reading this: send me a link to any youtube video and I will review it as if it were the Mona Lisa. I put it to you that I can put a spin on anything and someone will buy it.
Why? Well hear me out. We've all been exposed to so called "avant garde" art and unless you are either stupid or the recent recipient of a lobotomy chances are you found yourself looking for an exit while removing your eyes with a rusty butter knife. It is no surprise to me that the pretentious pricks who've been creating this drivel for decades have evolved and are now using society's newest dumping ground (the internet) to perpetuate their mind numbing displays of bullshit.
Now you are probably thinking, "Gee-wilickers Bolt. What ever are you talking about? Where can I find this art?" Well if you have to ask then consider yourself fortunate. Though I really loathe giving free advertisement to people who are artists in the same way that an amoeba is a gourmand, I feel morally obligated to show you these ghastly horrors with the hope that you will want to expunge them from society as much as I do.
Thus without further delay I present you with the pixelated plague that is jimpunk.com. Here you are treated to a seizur-tastic display of bastardized NES sprites and clip art where the only interaction involves clicking your mouse randomly until your finger commits sepuku and your brain dies after trying to escape out of your ear. I don't know what Jim (I am assuming that's his name) was thinking when he decided to lay this 8-bit turd. Perhaps he opened Flash with genuine intent but suffered a gran maul seizure just as his hand hit the keys (or maybe he had a lobotomy).
Why? Well hear me out. We've all been exposed to so called "avant garde" art and unless you are either stupid or the recent recipient of a lobotomy chances are you found yourself looking for an exit while removing your eyes with a rusty butter knife. It is no surprise to me that the pretentious pricks who've been creating this drivel for decades have evolved and are now using society's newest dumping ground (the internet) to perpetuate their mind numbing displays of bullshit.
Now you are probably thinking, "Gee-wilickers Bolt. What ever are you talking about? Where can I find this art?" Well if you have to ask then consider yourself fortunate. Though I really loathe giving free advertisement to people who are artists in the same way that an amoeba is a gourmand, I feel morally obligated to show you these ghastly horrors with the hope that you will want to expunge them from society as much as I do.
Thus without further delay I present you with the pixelated plague that is jimpunk.com. Here you are treated to a seizur-tastic display of bastardized NES sprites and clip art where the only interaction involves clicking your mouse randomly until your finger commits sepuku and your brain dies after trying to escape out of your ear. I don't know what Jim (I am assuming that's his name) was thinking when he decided to lay this 8-bit turd. Perhaps he opened Flash with genuine intent but suffered a gran maul seizure just as his hand hit the keys (or maybe he had a lobotomy).
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Textual Harrassment
Yes I know that was a terrible pun but it had to be made. Honestly... The government has gone too far once again. I must hand it to the Institute for Applied Autonomy for once again pissing off the man. They have perfected the art of taking the innocuous and making it noticeable. They've taken the mass messaging potential of email and applied it to phone texting. Genius! It's amazing how taking an aspect of relatively old technology and applying it to a newer one causes trouble. How can the government be so angry about this. Even the i-see project got less flack than txtmob and strikes me as much more subversive. Again I find myself baffled by the governments backwards-ass logic. There is nothing illegal about mass communication.
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