Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Social Significance of "Laughing Baby"

Greetings my friends. I am doing a special post with a challenge to all of you reading this: send me a link to any youtube video and I will review it as if it were the Mona Lisa. I put it to you that I can put a spin on anything and someone will buy it.

Why? Well hear me out. We've all been exposed to so called "avant garde" art and unless you are either stupid or the recent recipient of a lobotomy chances are you found yourself looking for an exit while removing your eyes with a rusty butter knife. It is no surprise to me that the pretentious pricks who've been creating this drivel for decades have evolved and are now using society's newest dumping ground (the internet) to perpetuate their mind numbing displays of bullshit.

Now you are probably thinking, "Gee-wilickers Bolt. What ever are you talking about? Where can I find this art?" Well if you have to ask then consider yourself fortunate. Though I really loathe giving free advertisement to people who are artists in the same way that an amoeba is a gourmand, I feel morally obligated to show you these ghastly horrors with the hope that you will want to expunge them from society as much as I do.

Thus without further delay I present you with the pixelated plague that is jimpunk.com. Here you are treated to a seizur-tastic display of bastardized NES sprites and clip art where the only interaction involves clicking your mouse randomly until your finger commits sepuku and your brain dies after trying to escape out of your ear. I don't know what Jim (I am assuming that's his name) was thinking when he decided to lay this 8-bit turd. Perhaps he opened Flash with genuine intent but suffered a gran maul seizure just as his hand hit the keys (or maybe he had a lobotomy).

4 comments:

Unknown said...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gIyq8SLH-A4

There you go.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ubFhxlYmgs

Miss Emelie said...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=s_ztSjuToWs

http://youtube.com/watch?v=j3ZRT7NTYYo

the_stimulator said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWlfvLUFTT4